Being A dick

HI! had been quite sometime since I last write something here.
Anyway, I got this from FB and I think it is kind of
interesting :D ha ha ha. I do not mean to offend anyone..
just a little laugh to share..

Being A dick..

1. It ain't easy being a dick
2. I've got head I can't think with
3. An eye I cant see out with
4. I have to hang around with two nuts all the time
5. My closest neighbor is a real asshole
6. My best friend is a pussy
7. and every time I got excited, I throw up!

:P
hihihihi..

ok lets do some checking here..
hmm..
if you happen to know someone that got head that cant think with..
eyes that cant see out..blinded maybe..
hang around with nuts..
closest neighbor is an asshole or at least someone that stays nearby...
best friend is a pussy.. err.. depends on how u look at it
but throwing up when excited? eccentric maybe..?
if that person fits the criteria...
u can gather your guts and say...

"OMG, YOU'RE SUCH A DICK!"

hahahahahahaha :P